Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Week 7

We've made it to week 7! So kick back, and let's take a look at this week's Blitz of Apathy fantasy football results.


  
  

Ministry of Silly Walks vs. Brandonia Dr0idz

FINAL SCORE: 103 - 119

WINNER: Brandonia Dr0idz

Star Players:
CIN  RB Jeremy Hill (DRDZ): 24 points from 168 yards rushing in only 9 attempts
NE   RB LeGarrette Blount (DRDZ): 24 points from 127 yards rushing and 2 TDs
BUF QB Tyrod Taylor (MoSW): 23 points including a 2 point conversion and 221 yards in the air
CIN  WR A.J. Green (MoSW): 22 points from 8 catches and 0 drops for 169 yards
  
Underachievers:
NE  K Stephen Gostkowski (MoSW): 3 points... also he missed an extra point
  
    
The two highest scores of the week came out in this one matchup. Coach Brandon pulled off his season high score just in time to fend off an impressive week from the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Brandonia Dr0idz still boasts a team of players located north of the Mason-Dixon


Coach Kristin ended up with some regular old bad luck to be matched up with the Dr0idz this week. Against any other opponent she would have won.

pictured above: bad luck
  
     
  

Fantasyland Fits of Fantasy vs. Team Pup 'n Suds

FINAL SCORE: 94 - 84

WINNER: Fantasyland Fits of Fantasy

  
Star Players:
NO QB Drew Brees (FoF): 24 points from 3 TDs- this QB has been on fire recently!
TB WR Mike Evans (FoF): 21 points from 8 catches (despite dropping 5)
KC RB Spencer Ware (PUPR): 18 points in Kansas City's win over New Orleans
  
Underachievers:
NE   TE Martellus Bennett (FoF): 0 points. He caught the ball once for 5 yards.
CLE WR Terrelle Pryor (PUPR): 1 point
CHI RB Jordan Howard (PUPR): 2 points
  
  
Coach Patrick has been consistently good week after week and he keeps his hold on first place in the league with his win against coach Andre this week.


Coach Patrick is casually baller

Team Pup 'n Suds had a few let downs this week including Odell Beckham Jr. who had another mediocre game. You need those superstars to perform consistently in order to win games and some of coach Andre's players have been boom or bust.

Slippery fingers is no excuse in the NFL
  
  

Team Tight Endz vs. Space Cowboys

FINAL SCORE: 84 - 82

WINNER: Team Tight Endz

  
Star Players:
SD RB Melvin Gordon (S.Co): 29 points by running in 2 TDs and catching a pass for 1 more
BAL Defense/Special Teams (BUTT): 17 points from a defensive touchdown, 5 sacks and a block
  
Underachievers:
JAX WR Allen Robinson (BUTT): 0 points :( he dropped 6 passes
BAL RB Terrance West (S.Co): 1 point from 8 rushes


What can we say about the Space Cowboys? Once again coach Brandon was up by 14 points coming into Monday night. Once again he lost a close game thanks to Monday night football.

If there is a god of Monday night- coach Brandon needs to pray to it

Coach Anna needs to thank her kicker and her D/ST for the win this week. Getting 14 points from Justin Tucker and 17 from the Ravens defense made up for a lackluster performance from her flex players.

Penn State knows what it's like to have a good kicker too
  
  

Commissioner Goodell vs. Team Vogel

FINAL SCORE: 97 - 62

WINNER: Commissioner Goodell

  
Star Players:
CIN QB Andy Dalton (GOOD): 20 points against Cleveland
IND WR T.Y. Hilton (VOGE): 19 points despite dropping 5 passes
  
Underachievers:
DAL RB Ezekiel Elliott (VOGE): BYE WEEK. DIDN'T PLAY.
GV WR Jordy Nelson (GOOD): 0 points because he dropped 3 passes
  
  
Coach Jenny had another week with a missed opportunity since RB Ezekiel Elliott was feeling lazy and decided to take his bye week instead of playing.


I'm certain that professional football players are very lazy on their week off...

Coach Skyler decided he didn't want to play the Cardinals QB this week when they were against the Seahawks. Instead, he took the strategy of signing whatever QB was playing against the Browns this week. It worked pretty well.


    
The Browns: a good strategy for picking defenses and QBs
  
  
  
 --- Coming up next week ---

Bye Weeks:

Week 8 and week 9 are the most popular bye weeks with teams- so be careful!

Baltimore
Los Angeles
Miami
New York Giants
Pittsburgh
San Francisco
  

Week 8 Matchups

Team Vogel (3-4) vs. Space Cowboys (1-6)
Team Pup'n Suds (4-3) vs. Brandonia Dr0idz (2-5)
Ministry of Silly Walks (2-5) vs. Commissioner Goodell (4-3)
Team Tight Endz (6-1) vs. Fantasyland Fits of Fantasy (6-1)  *** battle for 1st place ***


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