2018 - Week 3

Good morning! How are you? Excited for the day? Well, you're not as excited as Ryan Fitzpatrick, but let's take a look at the results from week 3 of fantasy football!

---- Current Standings ----

1	3-0	CRAB	Mixon's I am not a Crab	Coach Patrick
2	3-0	TACO	Taco Tuesdays	Coach Shane
3	2-1	RISH	Green Bay Mermen	Coach Anna
4	2-1	GOOD	The Good Commish	Coach Skyler
5	2-1	HL3	Gordon Freeman	Coach Nicholas
6	1-2	Side	PNW Western WA East Siders	Coach Brandon
7	1-2	SUCH	Sports and Such	Coach Brandon
8	1-2	MoSW	Ministry of Silly Walks	Coach Kristin
9	0-3	HAM	Hamtown Hamboys	Coach TJ
10	0-3	EGG	Seattle Handegg Squad	Coach Andre

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League Wide Winners and Losers

All-Star Players

TACO	Drew Brees	QB	NO	40.5 pts (+23.0, over projected)
CRAB	Robert Woods	WR	LAR	33.7 pts (+21.3, over projected)
CRAB	Alvin Kamara	RB	NO	34.0 pts (+12.2, over projected)
Side	Adrian Peterson	RB	Wsh	24.0 pts (+11.9, over projected)
RISH	Cam Newton	QB	Car	29.6 pts (+10.8, over projected)

Bust Players

EGG	Tom Brady	QB	NE	7.5 pts (-13.5, under projected)
EGG	Keenan Allen	WR	LAC	5.4 pts (-11.9, under projected)
SUCH	Larry Fitzgerald	WR	Ari	2.9 pts (-11.0, under projected)
EGG	Kenyan Drake	RB	Mia	3.0 pts (-10.7, under projected)
EGG	Amari Cooper	WR	Oak	3.7 pts (-10.1, under projected)

Best of the Bench

CRAB	Matt Ryan	Bench	Atl	40.2 pts (+23.0, over projected)
HL3	Carlos Hyde	Bench	Cle	24.3 pts (+11.3, over projected)
HL3	Ben Roethlisberger	Bench	Pit	24.0 pts (+5.8, over projected)
HAM	Jimmy Garoppolo	Bench	SF	22.3 pts (+4.3, over projected)
RISH	Will Fuller V	Bench	Hou	21.1 pts (+8.6, over projected)

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Mixon's I am not a Crab vs Ministry of Silly Walks

WINNER: Mixon's I am not a Crab

PROJECTED SCORE: 131.2 - 110.0

FINAL SCORE: 163.0 - 98.3

Star Players:

CRAB	Alvin Kamara	RB	NO	34.0 pts from 190 yds; 0 TD; 16 RUNS
CRAB	Robert Woods	WR	LAR	33.7 pts from 117 yds; 2 TD; 10/11 REC
CRAB	Travis Kelce	TE	KC	19.4 pts from 114 yds; 0 TD; 8/10 REC

Underachievers:

MoSW	Stefon Diggs	WR	Min	5.7 pts (-8.0 projected) from 17 yds; 0 TD; 4/10 REC
CRAB	Kirk Cousins	QB	Min	10.0 pts (-6.9 projected) from 296 yds passing; 1 TD; 1 INT
MoSW	A.J. Green	WR	Cin	10.8 pts (-6.6 projected) from 58 yds; 0 TD; 5/8 REC

Fun fact: if coach Patrick had put in Matt Ryan instead of Kirk Cousins he could have earned the season high score! Instead he will have to settle with a measly 163 points.

Coach Patrick is crying all the way to 1st place

The Jaguars' Blake Bortles and the WRs were the weak links in coach Kristin's lineup this week. I guess she was right to be concerned about the Jags "playing down to their opponent."

Taco Tuesdays vs Gordon Freeman

WINNER: Taco Tuesdays

PROJECTED SCORE: 132.1 - 125.8

FINAL SCORE: 149.2 - 108.3

Star Players:

TACO	Drew Brees	QB	NO	40.5 pts from 396 yds passing; 5 TD; 0 INT
HL3	Ryan Fitzpatrick	QB	TB	25.1 pts from 411 yds passing; 3 TD; 3 INT
TACO	Todd Gurley II	RB	LAR	24.6 pts from 156 yds; 1 TD; 23 RUNS

Underachievers:

HL3	Tyreek Hill	WR	KC	7.6 pts (-9.2 projected) from 56 yds; 0 TD; 2/5 REC
TACO	Rob Gronkowski	TE	NE	9.1 pts (-8.2 projected) from 51 yds; 0 TD; 4/5 REC
HL3	Evan Engram	TE	NYG	2.9 pts (-7.1 projected) from 19 yds; 0 TD; 1/1 REC

Drew Brees was the highest scoring QB of the week. He is also, in my professional opinion, the QB that looks the most like someone's dad. So good job Drew Brees and good job coach Shane on another high scoring week.

100% Someone's Dad

Coach Nick had his first loss of this season due to some down games across the board. Does it help that two of his bench players had breakout weeks? Maybe next week.

Green Bay Mermen vs PNW Western WA East Siders

WINNER: Green Bay Mermen

PROJECTED SCORE: 117.4 - 122.4

FINAL SCORE: 136.3 - 125.9

Star Players:

RISH	Cam Newton	QB	Car	29.6 pts from 150 yds passing; 4 TD; 0 INT
Side	Deshaun Watson	QB	Hou	25.0 pts from 385 yds passing; 2 TD; 1 INT
Side	Adrian Peterson	RB	Wsh	24.0 pts from 120 yds; 2 TD; 19 RUNS

Underachievers:

RISH	Nelson Agholor	WR	Phi	6.4 pts (-7.2 projected) from 24 yds; 0 TD; 4/5 REC
Side	Ezekiel Elliott	RB	Dal	14.8 pts (-6.2 projected) from 138 yds; 0 TD; 16 RUNS
Side	T.Y. Hilton	WR	Ind	10.0 pts (-5.8 projected) from 50 yds; 0 TD; 5/10 REC

Coach Anna beat the projection this week! This matchup came down to the last day and JuJu Smith-Schuster sealed the win for the Mermen.

It's a corgi butt

Coach Brandon is having flashbacks from last season. He was winning through a large part of the weekend, but lost right at the end of Monday night.

The Good Commish vs Seattle Handegg Squad

WINNER: The Good Commish

PROJECTED SCORE: 118.8 - 105.3

FINAL SCORE: 135.8 - 63.0

Star Players:

GOOD	Mike Evans	WR	TB	25.7 pts from 137 yds; 1 TD; 6/11 REC
GOOD	Adam Thielen	WR	Min	24.5 pts from 105 yds; 0 TD; 14/19 REC
GOOD	Giovani Bernard	RB	Cin	19.6 pts from 86 yds; 1 TD; 12 RUNS

Underachievers:

EGG	Tom Brady	QB	NE	7.5 pts (-13.5 projected) from 133 yds passing; 1 TD; 1 INT
EGG	Keenan Allen	WR	LAC	5.4 pts (-11.9 projected) from 44 yds; 0 TD; 3/7 REC
EGG	Kenyan Drake	RB	Mia	3.0 pts (-10.7 projected) from 10 yds; 0 TD; 5 RUNS

Coach Andre's players let him down this week. Tom Brady: let him down. Dalvin Cook: let him down. Kenyan Drake: let him down. Keenan Allen: let him down. Jordan Reed: actually did pretty well for a tight end. Amari Cooper: let him down.

Coach Andre waiting for his players to not let him down

Sports and Such vs Hamtown Hamboys

WINNER: Sports and Such

PROJECTED SCORE: 115.6 - 93.6

FINAL SCORE: 115.2 - 74.0

Star Players:

SUCH	Patrick Mahomes	QB	KC	25.3 pts from 314 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT
SUCH	Christian McCaffrey	RB	Car	21.4 pts from 194 yds; 0 TD; 28 RUNS
HAM	Davante Adams	WR	GB	18.2 pts from 52 yds; 1 TD; 7/9 REC

Underachievers:

SUCH	Larry Fitzgerald	WR	Ari	2.9 pts (-11.0 projected) from 9 yds; 0 TD; 2/2 REC
HAM	Randall Cobb	WR	GB	4.3 pts (-7.9 projected) from 23 yds; 0 TD; 4/11 REC
SUCH	Vikings D/ST	D/ST	FA	5.0 pts (-6.4 projected) from 27 PA; 3 SCK;

Both coaches had a player out for injury in this game. Luckily for coach Brandon there was Patrick Mahomes and Christian McCaffrey there to help pick up the slack.

Coach TJ didn't have as much support. Maybe it was because of the Packers' bad week and the fact that the Hamtown Hamboys are 4/9ths Green Bay.

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Week 4

Taco Tuesdays (3-0)	vs.	Seattle Handegg Squad (0-3)
Mixon's I am not a Crab (3-0)	vs.	Green Bay Mermen (2-1)
The Good Commish (2-1)	vs.	PNW Western WA East Siders (1-2)
Gordon Freeman (2-1)	vs.	Sports and Such (1-2)
Ministry of Silly Walks (1-2)	vs.	Hamtown Hamboys (0-3)

2018 - Week 2

We've now witnessed the second week of fantasy football! Let's start this morning off right now by perusing the stats.

You. Right now.

---- Current Standings ----

1	2-0	HL3	Gordon Freeman	Coach Nicholas
2	2-0	CRAB	Mixon's I am not a Crab	Coach Patrick
3	2-0	TACO	Taco Tuesdays	Coach Shane
4	1-1	RISH	Green Bay Mermen	Coach Anna
5	1-1	MoSW	Ministry of Silly Walks	Coach Kristin
6	1-1	GOOD	The Good Commish	Coach Skyler
7	1-1	Side	PNW Western WA East Siders	Coach Brandon
8	0-2	SUCH	Sports and Such	Coach Brandon
9	0-2	EGG	Seattle Handegg Squad	Coach Andre
10	0-2	HAM	Hamtown Hamboys	Coach TJ

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League Wide Winners and Losers

All-Star Players

MoSW	Stefon Diggs	WR	Min	35.9 pts (+21.3, over projected)
HL3	Ben Roethlisberger	QB	Pit	39.0 pts (+20.2, over projected)
SUCH	Patrick Mahomes	QB	KC	38.8 pts (+19.9, over projected)
RISH	JuJu Smith-Schuster	FLEX	Pit	31.1 pts (+17.2, over projected)
CRAB	Kirk Cousins	QB	Min	33.5 pts (+16.2, over projected)

Bust Players

GOOD	David Johnson	RB	Ari	6.1 pts (-12.9, under projected)
TACO	Rob Gronkowski	TE	NE	3.5 pts (-12.5, under projected)
Side	Greg Zuerlein	K	LAR	0.0 pts (-9.5, under projected)
HL3	Odell Beckham Jr.	WR	NYG	9.1 pts (-8.6, under projected)
SUCH	Larry Fitzgerald	WR	Ari	5.8 pts (-8.4, under projected)

Best of the Bench

MoSW	Blake Bortles	Bench	Jax	32.6 pts (+16.9, over projected)
CRAB	Matt Ryan	Bench	Atl	30.7 pts (+13.6, over projected)
RISH	Will Fuller V	Bench	Hou	25.3 pts (+14.7, over projected)
RISH	Matt Breida	Bench	SF	24.9 pts (+13.5, over projected)
TACO	Matthew Stafford	Bench	Det	24.7 pts (+7.3, over projected)

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Gordon Freeman vs The Good Commish

WINNER: Gordon Freeman

PROJECTED SCORE: 130.3 - 118.0

FINAL SCORE: 165.7 - 124.4

Star Players:

HL3	Ben Roethlisberger	QB	Pit	39.0 pts from 452 yds passing; 4 TD; 0 INT
GOOD	Adam Thielen	WR	Min	31.1 pts from 131 yds; 1 TD; 12/13 REC
HL3	Melvin Gordon	RB	LAC	30.6 pts from 66 yds; 3 TD; 9 RUNS

Underachievers:

GOOD	David Johnson	RB	Ari	6.1 pts (-12.9 projected) from 51 yds; 0 TD; 13 RUNS
HL3	Odell Beckham Jr.	WR	NYG	9.1 pts (-8.6 projected) from 51 yds; 0 TD; 4/9 REC
GOOD	Andrew Luck	QB	Ind	11.4 pts (-6.2 projected) from 179 yds passing; 2 TD; 2 INT

While both Gordon Freeman and the Good Commish exceeded their projections! One of the teams did so in a more spectacular fashion than the other. Coach Nick has the league high score two weeks in a row!

Way to go Nick!

Green Bay Mermen vs Seattle Handegg Squad

WINNER: Green Bay Mermen

PROJECTED SCORE: 119.1 - 115.3

FINAL SCORE: 158.9 - 109.6

Star Players:

RISH	JuJu Smith-Schuster	FLEX	Pit	31.1 pts from 121 yds; 1 TD; 13/19 REC
RISH	Cam Newton	QB	Car	27.6 pts from 335 yds passing; 3 TD; 1 INT
RISH	Saquon Barkley	RB	NYG	24.8 pts from 108 yds; 0 TD; 11 RUNS

Underachievers:

EGG	Keenan Allen	WR	LAC	12.7 pts (-5.2 projected) from 67 yds; 0 TD; 6/8 REC
EGG	Adam Vinatieri	K	Ind	3.0 pts (-4.7 projected) from 0/0 field goals; 3/3 XP
EGG	Dalvin Cook	RB	Min	12.0 pts (-4.1 projected) from 90 yds; 0 TD; 10 RUNS

Coach Anna had all of the star players for this game! Coach Andre's players landed under the 'Underachievers' label. The outcome is as expected.

Sometimes you just need to score more points to win

Ministry of Silly Walks vs Sports and Such

WINNER: Ministry of Silly Walks

PROJECTED SCORE: 109.1 - 117.0

FINAL SCORE: 151.4 - 127.0

Star Players:

SUCH	Patrick Mahomes	QB	KC	38.8 pts from 326 yds passing; 6 TD; 0 INT
MoSW	Stefon Diggs	WR	Min	35.9 pts from 129 yds; 2 TD; 9/13 REC
MoSW	A.J. Green	WR	Cin	29.9 pts from 69 yds; 3 TD; 5/9 REC

Underachievers:

SUCH	Larry Fitzgerald	WR	Ari	5.8 pts (-8.4 projected) from 28 yds; 0 TD; 3/5 REC
SUCH	Jack Doyle	TE	Ind	4.0 pts (-7.0 projected) from 20 yds; 0 TD; 2/5 REC
SUCH	Tarik Cohen	FLEX	Chi	3.5 pts (-7.0 projected) from 25 yds; 0 TD; 1/1 REC

Coach Kristin beat the projections in week 2! She knows what ESPN's AlGoreRhythms don't! Coach Brandon was struck again with underachievers across the board (except the fantasy football god Patrick Mahomes who had 6 TDs).

Al Gore rhythms are not always good 

Mixon's I am not a Crab vs PNW Western WA East Siders

WINNER: Mixon's I am not a Crab

PROJECTED SCORE: 117.8 - 119.5

FINAL SCORE: 147.6 - 116.3

Star Players:

CRAB	Kirk Cousins	QB	Min	33.5 pts from 425 yds passing; 4 TD; 1 INT
CRAB	Travis Kelce	TE	KC	29.9 pts from 109 yds; 2 TD; 7/10 REC
Side	Brandin Cooks	FLEX	LAR	22.9 pts from 159 yds; 0 TD; 7/9 REC

Underachievers:

Side	Greg Zuerlein	K	LAR	0.0 pts (-9.5 projected) from 0/0 field goals; 0/0 XP
Side	Ravens D/ST	D/ST	FA	-2.0 pts (-8.1 projected) from 34 PA;
CRAB	Dion Lewis	FLEX	Ten	5.3 pts (-7.3 projected) from 43 yds; 0 TD; 1/1 REC

We all know why coach Brandon lost this week. He lost the battle of the kickers. Robbie Gould hit 3 field goals, 2 from a distance. Greg Zuerlein, a god among kickers, was out with a groin strain. With his solid performance from QBs and TEs, coach Patrick remains undefeated and off to a great start this season.

Coach Brandon answering questions about Greg Zuerlein

Taco Tuesdays vs Hamtown Hamboys

WINNER: Taco Tuesdays

PROJECTED SCORE: 132.1 - 104.5

FINAL SCORE: 124.5 - 88.1

Star Players:

TACO	Todd Gurley II	RB	LAR	32.3 pts from 73 yds; 3 TD; 19 RUNS
TACO	Michael Thomas	WR	NO	30.9 pts from 89 yds; 2 TD; 12/13 REC
HAM	Davante Adams	WR	GB	20.4 pts from 64 yds; 1 TD; 8/12 REC

Underachievers:

TACO	Rob Gronkowski	TE	NE	3.5 pts (-12.5 projected) from 15 yds; 0 TD; 2/4 REC
HAM	Chris Boswell	K	Pit	2.0 pts (-7.4 projected) from 0/1 field goals; 3/4 XP
HAM	Duke Johnson Jr.	FLEX	Cle	3.0 pts (-6.8 projected) from 10 yds; 0 TD; 2/2 REC

Coach Shane also keeps his winning streak alive thanks to everyone except Gronk and the Eagles defense. The Ham'd boys had a struggle this week from a few different players, but the good news is that Damore'ea Stringfellow still has the best name of anyone on any team.

Damore'ea Stringfellow

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Week 3

Mixon's I am not a Crab (2-0)	vs.	Ministry of Silly Walks (1-1)
Taco Tuesdays (2-0)	vs.	Gordon Freeman (2-0)
The Good Commish (1-1)	vs.	Seattle Handegg Squad (0-2)
Green Bay Mermen (1-1)	vs.	PNW Western WA East Siders (1-1)
Hamtown Hamboys (0-2)	vs.	Sports and Such (0-2)

2018 - Week 1

Welcome back!

It's time for our favorite entropic random number generator, fantasy football!!! We've drafted our teams. Now it's time for superhumanly beefy men to run at each other with great force to produce points.

The season is wide open and anyone could end this season's FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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League Wide Winners and Losers

All-Star Players

HL3	Tyreek Hill	WR	KC	42.3 pts (+27.8, over projected)
HL3	James Conner	FLEX	Pit	34.2 pts (+21.3, over projected)
CRAB	Alvin Kamara	RB	NO	43.1 pts (+20.9, over projected)
TACO	Michael Thomas	WR	NO	38.0 pts (+20.1, over projected)
HAM	Randall Cobb	WR	GB	29.2 pts (+19.1, over projected)

Bust Players

TACO	Doug Baldwin	FLEX	Sea	0.0 pts (-13.2, under projected)
RISH	LeSean McCoy	RB	Buf	3.1 pts (-12.1, under projected)
CRAB	Travis Kelce	TE	KC	1.6 pts (-11.9, under projected)
GOOD	Chris Hogan	FLEX	NE	2.1 pts (-11.8, under projected)
SUCH	Marquise Goodwin	FLEX	SF	0.0 pts (-11.6, under projected)

Best of the Bench

RISH	Emmanuel Sanders	Bench	Den	29.5 pts (+17.6, over projected)
SUCH	Patrick Mahomes	Bench	KC	28.3 pts (+11.6, over projected)
Side	Kenny Stills	Bench	Mia	26.6 pts (+15.0, over projected)
EGG	Chris Thompson	Bench	Wsh	24.8 pts (+15.1, over projected)
Side	Adrian Peterson	Bench	Wsh	22.6 pts (+13.1, over projected)

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Gordon Freeman vs Hamtown Hamboys

WINNER: Gordon Freeman

PROJECTED SCORE: 117.2 - 99.9

FINAL SCORE: 180.0 - 122.6

Star Players:

HL3	Tyreek Hill	WR	KC	42.3 pts from 173 yds; 2 TD; 7/8 REC
HL3	James Conner	FLEX	Pit	34.2 pts from 192 yds; 2 TD; 5/6 REC
HAM	Randall Cobb	WR	GB	29.2 pts from 142 yds; 1 TD; 9/10 REC

Underachievers:

HAM	Jimmy Graham	TE	GB	2.8 pts (-7.1 projected) from 8 yds; 0 TD; 2/4 REC
HAM	Duke Johnson Jr.	FLEX	Cle	3.5 pts (-6.6 projected) from 25 yds; 0 TD; 1/6 REC
HAM	Chris Boswell	K	Pit	2.0 pts (-6.4 projected) from 0/1 field goals; 3/3 XP

Coach TJ makes his Blitz of Apathy debut with a respectable 122.6 points!

Unfortunately for coach TJ, he was playing against the current league high score of 180 points set by coach Nick thanks to his impressive duo of RBs combined with Tyreek Hill.

Taco Tuesdays vs Ministry of Silly Walks

WINNER: Taco Tuesdays

PROJECTED SCORE: 124.2 - 114.8

FINAL SCORE: 166.4 - 105.5

Star Players:

TACO	Michael Thomas	WR	NO	38.0 pts from 180 yds; 1 TD; 16/17 REC
TACO	Drew Brees	QB	NO	31.6 pts from 439 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT
MoSW	Philip Rivers	QB	LAC	29.0 pts from 424 yds passing; 3 TD; 1 INT

Underachievers:

TACO	Doug Baldwin	FLEX	Sea	0.0 pts (-13.2 projected) from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0/1 REC
MoSW	Kareem Hunt	RB	KC	4.9 pts (-10.6 projected) from 49 yds; 0 TD; 16 RUNS
MoSW	Derrick Henry	RB	Ten	4.1 pts (-7.9 projected) from 31 yds; 0 TD; 10 RUNS

Much like his snapchat streaks, coach Shane is continuing his winning streak from the end of the 2017 season! Even with angry Doug Baldwin getting 0 receptions he put up the second highest score of week 1.

Coach Kristin's start is summed up in this fact: the Jaguar's defense scored more points than both of her running backs combined. The curse of Kareem Hunt returns!!!

nap time for Kareem

Mixon's I am not a Crab vs Seattle Handegg Squad

WINNER: Mixon's I am not a Crab

PROJECTED SCORE: 123.8 - 115.2

FINAL SCORE: 143.4 - 120.2

Star Players:

CRAB	Alvin Kamara	RB	NO	43.1 pts from 141 yds; 3 TD; 8 RUNS
CRAB	Joe Mixon	RB	Cin	25.9 pts from 149 yds; 1 TD; 17 RUNS
EGG	Keenan Allen	WR	LAC	24.8 pts from 108 yds; 1 TD; 8/11 REC

Underachievers:

CRAB	Travis Kelce	TE	KC	1.6 pts (-11.9 projected) from 6 yds; 0 TD; 1/6 REC
EGG	Amari Cooper	WR	Oak	2.8 pts (-9.9 projected) from 18 yds; 0 TD; 1/3 REC
CRAB	Chargers D/ST	D/ST	FA	-3.0 pts (-8.3 projected) from 38 PA; 1 SCK;

Congratulations to coach Patrick for 1) winning his match and 2) coming up with a pun based team name!

Coach Andre had a good start to the season and would have won against many other matchups, but what he was missing this week was a player getting 40+ points. Yeah. That'd help.

PNW Western WA East Siders vs Sports and Such

WINNER: PNW Western WA East Siders

PROJECTED SCORE: 121.2 - 120.4

FINAL SCORE: 130.0 - 96.0

Star Players:

Side	Julio Jones	WR	Atl	28.0 pts from 180 yds; 0 TD; 10/19 REC
SUCH	Aaron Rodgers	QB	GB	24.9 pts from 286 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT
Side	Ezekiel Elliott	RB	Dal	17.6 pts from 86 yds; 1 TD; 15 RUNS

Underachievers:

SUCH	Marquise Goodwin	FLEX	SF	0.0 pts (-11.6 projected) from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0/1 REC
Side	Trey Burton	TE	Chi	2.5 pts (-6.8 projected) from 15 yds; 0 TD; 1/6 REC
SUCH	Matt Prater	K	Det	3.0 pts (-6.2 projected) from 1/3 field goals; 2/2 XP

The East Siders won the first Battle of the Brandons in the 2018 season. Although coach Brandon's team struggled this week, he has some potential talent waiting on his bench.

Team Sports and Such had a number of okay performances but was missing a star player this week. As the dice roll next week it's likely that someone new will step up for coach Brandon!

The Good Commish vs Green Bay Mermen

WINNER: The Good Commish

PROJECTED SCORE: 124.9 - 117.0

FINAL SCORE: 114.0 - 109.5

Star Players:

GOOD	Mike Evans	WR	TB	27.7 pts from 147 yds; 1 TD; 7/7 REC
RISH	Saquon Barkley	RB	NYG	20.8 pts from 128 yds; 1 TD; 18 RUNS
GOOD	Andrew Luck	QB	Ind	19.5 pts from 319 yds passing; 2 TD; 1 INT

Underachievers:

RISH	LeSean McCoy	RB	Buf	3.1 pts (-12.1 projected) from 21 yds; 0 TD; 7 RUNS
GOOD	Chris Hogan	FLEX	NE	2.1 pts (-11.8 projected) from 11 yds; 0 TD; 1/5 REC
GOOD	Leonard Fournette	RB	Jax	8.5 pts (-8.7 projected) from 55 yds; 0 TD; 9 RUNS

The Good Commissioner (not to be confused with the evil one) was neck-and-neck against the Mermen but managed to keep the lead thanks to Mike Evans!

Coach Anna was betrayed this week by Hauschka and Shady! Luckily rookie Saquon Barkley was there to pick up some of the slack.

Seriously though, what's up with that hat?

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Week 2

Gordon Freeman (1-0)	vs.	The Good Commish (1-0)
PNW Western WA East Siders (1-0)	vs.	Mixon's I am not a Crab (1-0)
Taco Tuesdays (1-0)	vs.	Hamtown Hamboys (0-1)
Sports and Such (0-1)	vs.	Ministry of Silly Walks (0-1)
Green Bay Mermen (0-1)	vs.	Seattle Handegg Squad (0-1)