2018 - Playoff Finals

Congratulations to the 2018 Blitz of Apathy Fantasy Football Season Champion: Mixon's I am not a Crab

---- Final Standings ----

1	11-3	CRAB	Mixon's I am not a Crab	Coach Patrick
2	10-4	HL3	Gordon Freeman	Coach Nicholas
3	10-4	SUCH	Sports and Such	Coach Brandon
4	8-6	TACO	Taco Tuesdays	Coach Shane
5	7-7	GOOD	The Good Commish	Coach Skyler
6	5-9	Side	PNW Western WA East Siders	Coach Brandon
7	9-5	RISH	Green Bay Mermen	Coach Anna
8	4-10	EGG	Seattle Handegg Squad	Coach Andre
9	6-8	MoSW	Ministry of Silly Walks	Coach Kristin
10	0-14	HAM	Hamtown Hamboys	Coach TJ

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Mixon's I am not a Crab vs Gordon Freeman

WINNER: Mixon's I am not a Crab

FINAL SCORE: 274.4 - 242.7

Star Players:

CRAB	(1) Antonio Brown	WR	Pit	44.5 pts from 185 yds; 2 TD; 14/19 REC
HL3	(1) Ben Roethlisberger	QB	Pit	29.6 pts from 380 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT
CRAB	(2) Matt Ryan	QB	Atl	29.3 pts from 378 yds passing; 2 TD; 1 INT

Underachievers:

HL3	(2) Nick Chubb	RB	Cle	4.0 pts from 20 yds; 0 TD; 9 RUNS
HL3	(1) Texans D/ST	D/ST	FA	0.0 pts from 32 PA; 1 INT; 2 FR; 1 SCK;
CRAB	(2) Robert Woods	WR	LAR	4.5 pts from 25 yds; 0 TD; 2/3 REC

This was both Coach Patrick's and Coach Nick's second appearance in the fantasy football finals. Both of them lost last time.

It was a close match, but Mixon's I am not a Crab took an early lead thanks to an amazing Antonio Brown performance. Gordon Freeman would never catch up.

Congratulations Coach Patrick!

Coach Nick had a bout of bad luck as he lost some of his best players just before the playoffs. Hopefully things will go better in his 3rd appearance in the finals.

Sports and Such vs Taco Tuesdays

WINNER: Sports and Such

FINAL SCORE: 287.5 - 261.3

Star Players:

SUCH	(1) Christian McCaffrey	RB	Car	29.8 pts from 178 yds; 0 TD; 21 RUNS
SUCH	(2) Chris Godwin	WR	TB	29.4 pts from 114 yds; 2 TD; 6/9 REC
SUCH	(1) Patrick Mahomes	QB	KC	28.2 pts from 273 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT

Underachievers:

TACO	(1) Rob Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0 pts from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0/3 REC
SUCH	(2) Christian McCaffrey	RB	Car	5.0 pts from 40 yds; 0 TD; 4 RUNS
TACO	(2) Rob Gronkowski	TE	NE	4.4 pts from 24 yds; 0 TD; 2/2 REC

Coach Brandon had a great season and finished in 3rd place! (He also had the highest score of the week!)

Gronkowski just didn't want Coach Shane to win this game. He still ends in a respectable 4th place this season.

The Good Commish vs PNW Western WA East Siders

WINNER: The Good Commish

FINAL SCORE: 256.1 - 246.1

Star Players:

GOOD	(2) George Kittle	TE	SF	29.9 pts from 149 yds; 1 TD; 9/14 REC
Side	(2) Julio Jones	WR	Atl	28.8 pts from 138 yds; 1 TD; 9/13 REC
GOOD	(2) Mike Evans	WR	TB	28.6 pts from 106 yds; 2 TD; 6/9 REC

Underachievers:

Side	(2) Ezekiel Elliott	RB	Dal	0.0 pts from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0 RUNS
GOOD	(2) Adam Thielen	WR	Min	6.7 pts from 37 yds; 0 TD; 3/4 REC
Side	(1) Greg Zuerlein	K	LAR	6.0 pts from 1/2 field goals; 4/4 XP

Coach Brandon was projected to win this game. Then Coach Skyler was projected to win. Then Brandon. Then Skyler. It was a close one!

In the end  the PNW Western WA East Siders got the bad luck that happens in the last game of the season. A few of their players just didn't play in the last game.

Green Bay Mermen vs Seattle Handegg Squad

WINNER: Green Bay Mermen

FINAL SCORE: 276.4 - 192.2

Star Players:

RISH	(2) Josh Allen	QB	Buf	40.5 pts from 224 yds passing; 5 TD; 1 INT
RISH	(1) Zach Ertz	TE	Phi	35.0 pts from 110 yds; 2 TD; 12/16 REC
EGG	(2) Tom Brady	QB	NE	26.0 pts from 250 yds passing; 4 TD; 0 INT

Underachievers:

RISH	(2) Zach Ertz	TE	Phi	4.5 pts from 15 yds; 0 TD; 3/4 REC
EGG	(1) Tom Brady	QB	NE	5.0 pts from 126 yds passing; 1 TD; 2 INT
EGG	(2) Keenan Allen	WR	LAC	10.4 pts from 64 yds; 0 TD; 4/7 REC

Coach Anna had the largest win margin of the week. She finished the season strong thanks to a few break out players.

Coach Andre had a hard time getting a strong lineup this season. Not even Tom Brady could string together two strong weeks in a row.

Ministry of Silly Walks vs Hamtown Hamboys

WINNER: Ministry of Silly Walks

FINAL SCORE: 166.9 - 135.1

Star Players:

MoSW	(1) Kyle Rudolph	TE	Min	33.2 pts from 122 yds; 2 TD; 9/9 REC
HAM	(1) Russell Wilson	QB	Sea	28.5 pts from 271 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT
HAM	(2) Jordan Howard	RB	Chi	24.4 pts from 114 yds; 2 TD; 21 RUNS

Underachievers:

HAM	(2) Davante Adams	WR	GB	0.0 pts from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0/0 REC
MoSW	(2) Wil Lutz	K	NO	2.0 pts from 0/0 field goals; 2/2 XP
MoSW	(1) Stefon Diggs	WR	Min	9.0 pts from 10 yds; 1 TD; 2/6 REC

Coach Kristin was in a similar situation last season. Fighting to avoid last place. This year she pulled it off.

Coach TJ doesn't read the blog! (but I hope he had some fun doing fantasy football with us).

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Thanks again to everyone who played along with us! It was another fun year. We'll see you again in 2019!

2018 - Playoff Semifinals

The semifinals have yielded results!

Only one match (two weeks) left!

Also Christmas is next week!

This is too exciting for paragraphs!!!

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League Wide Winners and Losers

All-Star Players

MoSW	(1) Derrick Henry	RB	Ten	47.8 pts (+38.4, over projected)
CRAB	(1) Amari Cooper	FLEX	Dal	49.7 pts (+35.5, over projected)
SUCH	(2) DeAndre Hopkins	FLEX	Hou	39.0 pts (+20.8, over projected)
GOOD	(1) George Kittle	TE	SF	34.0 pts (+19.6, over projected)
HL3	(2) Damien Williams	RB	KC	30.3 pts (+18.2, over projected)

Bust Players

EGG	(2) Keenan Allen	WR	LAC	0.0 pts (-20.4, under projected)
RISH	(2) Cam Newton	QB	Car	4.7 pts (-15.5, under projected)
Side	(1) Mitchell Trubisky	QB	Chi	4.7 pts (-14.8, under projected)
GOOD	(2) Jameis Winston	QB	TB	4.3 pts (-14.5, under projected)
EGG	(2) Aaron Jones	RB	GB	0.8 pts (-14.1, under projected)

Best of the Bench

CRAB	(1) Joe Mixon	Bench	Cin	24.8 pts (+11.6, over projected)
EGG	(1) Dak Prescott	Bench	Dal	24.4 pts (+6.0, over projected)
RISH	(1) Jarvis Landry	Bench	Cle	24.1 pts (+12.1, over projected)
RISH	(2) Alshon Jeffery	Bench	Phi	24.0 pts (+12.3, over projected)
HL3	(1) Andrew Luck	Bench	Ind	23.6 pts (+5.2, over projected)

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#1 Gordon Freeman vs #4 Taco Tuesdays

WINNER: Gordon Freeman

PROJECTED SCORE: 250.5 - 243.9

FINAL SCORE: 241.5 - 215.4

Star Players:

TACO	(2) Todd Gurley II	RB	LAR	34.4 pts from 124 yds; 2 TD; 12 RUNS
HL3	(2) Damien Williams	RB	KC	30.3 pts from 123 yds; 2 TD; 10 RUNS
TACO	(1) Rob Gronkowski	TE	NE	24.7 pts from 107 yds; 1 TD; 8/8 REC

Underachievers:

TACO	(2) Drew Brees	QB	NO	5.9 pts (-12.7 projected) from 203 yds passing; 0 TD; 1 INT
TACO	(1) Todd Gurley II	RB	LAR	8.8 pts (-12.7 projected) from 58 yds; 0 TD; 11 RUNS
HL3	(2) Tyreek Hill	WR	KC	8.1 pts (-10.8 projected) from 41 yds; 0 TD; 4/7 REC

Team Gordan Freeman continues winning despite injuries wrecking the starting lineup. They are now one win away from being the champion!

Coach Nick rolling into the finals

Todd Gurley II giveth and Todd Gurley II taketh away. A star player and then an underachiever all in one matchup. Coach Shane was in striking distance and managed to out score Nick this week, but it wasn't enough to make up for the bad score the week before.

Coach Shane was close, but still gets to fight for 3rd place this week

#2 Mixon's I am not a Crab vs #3 Sports and Such

WINNER: Mixon's I am not a Crab

PROJECTED SCORE: 290.2 - 257.9

FINAL SCORE: 305.2 - 245.1

Star Players:

CRAB	(1) Amari Cooper	FLEX	Dal	49.7 pts from 217 yds; 3 TD; 10/13 REC
SUCH	(2) DeAndre Hopkins	FLEX	Hou	39.0 pts from 170 yds; 2 TD; 10/11 REC
SUCH	(1) Christian McCaffrey	RB	Car	28.1 pts from 101 yds; 2 TD; 16 RUNS

Underachievers:

SUCH	(2) Chris Godwin	WR	TB	0.0 pts (-12.0 projected) from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0/3 REC
SUCH	(1) Chris Godwin	WR	TB	2.3 pts (-11.9 projected) from 13 yds; 0 TD; 1/10 REC
CRAB	(1) Antonio Brown	WR	Pit	8.5 pts (-11.2 projected) from 35 yds; 0 TD; 5/7 REC

Coach Patrick had the highest score of the week! High scores across the board helped him exceed his projection.

The Not Crabs racking up points like it's nobody's business

Chris Godwin was not helping coach Brandon out this week. A double underachiever! This is where Sports and Such's great run for the finals ends, but they still get to fight for respectable 3rd place.

Coach Brandon to Chris Godwin

#6 The Good Commish vs #5 Green Bay Mermen

WINNER: The Good Commish

PROJECTED SCORE: 260.8 - 263.6

FINAL SCORE: 237.7 - 202.7

Star Players:

GOOD	(1) George Kittle	TE	SF	34.0 pts from 210 yds; 1 TD; 7/9 REC
RISH	(1) JuJu Smith-Schuster	WR	Pit	33.0 pts from 130 yds; 2 TD; 8/12 REC
RISH	(1) Saquon Barkley	FLEX	NYG	29.7 pts from 197 yds; 1 TD; 4/5 REC

Underachievers:

RISH	(2) Cam Newton	QB	Car	4.7 pts (-15.5 projected) from 131 yds passing; 0 TD; 1 INT
GOOD	(2) Jameis Winston	QB	TB	4.3 pts (-14.5 projected) from 157 yds passing; 0 TD; 1 INT
GOOD	(2) Adam Thielen	WR	Min	3.9 pts (-14.0 projected) from 19 yds; 0 TD; 2/2 REC

In the loser's bracket Coach Skyler and Coach Anna gave it their all! Except, only for the first week. On the second week they had all their underachievers.

They just couldn't keep up the holiday cheer

Coach Anna had a hard time getting consistent points from Cam Newton and her RBs. But oh well! It's Christmas! Here's a Christmas Corgi pulling a sloth wearing glasses:

#7 PNW Western WA East Siders vs #8 Ministry of Silly Walks

WINNER: PNW Western WA East Siders

PROJECTED SCORE: 280.0 - 213.7

FINAL SCORE: 259.0 - 213.6

Star Players:

MoSW	(1) Derrick Henry	RB	Ten	47.8 pts from 238 yds; 4 TD; 17 RUNS
Side	(1) Ezekiel Elliott	RB	Dal	31.2 pts from 192 yds; 0 TD; 28 RUNS
Side	(1) Julio Jones	WR	Atl	30.6 pts from 106 yds; 2 TD; 8/11 REC

Underachievers:

Side	(1) Mitchell Trubisky	QB	Chi	4.7 pts (-14.8 projected) from 110 yds passing; 1 TD; 3 INT
Side	(2) Eric Ebron	TE	Ind	1.8 pts (-13.6 projected) from 8 yds; 0 TD; 1/3 REC
MoSW	(1) Devin Funchess	WR	Car	0.0 pts (-11.9 projected) from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0/3 REC

Coach Brandon avoided the bottom bracket with a win this week and managed to avoid losing a game on Monday night! Congratulations coach Brandon.

Coach Brandon watching his Monday night games

Coach Kristin got almost exactly her projection! That's cool! The Ministry of Silly walks still lost despite Derrick Henry having an incredible league high week.

Coach Kristin trying to climb to he top of the league this season

#9 Seattle Handegg Squad vs #10 Hamtown Hamboys

WINNER: Seattle Handegg Squad

PROJECTED SCORE: 237.6 - 174.5

FINAL SCORE: 196.7 - 157.3

Star Players:

EGG	(2) Dalvin Cook	RB	Min	29.3 pts from 163 yds; 2 TD; 19 RUNS
EGG	(1) Tom Brady	QB	NE	26.6 pts from 358 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT
HAM	(2) Davante Adams	WR	GB	21.9 pts from 119 yds; 0 TD; 8/13 REC

Underachievers:

EGG	(2) Keenan Allen	WR	LAC	0.0 pts (-20.4 projected) from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0/0 REC
EGG	(2) Aaron Jones	RB	GB	0.8 pts (-14.1 projected) from 8 yds; 0 TD; 4 RUNS
EGG	(2) Austin Hooper	TE	Atl	0.0 pts (-11.3 projected) from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0/1 REC

Coach Andre also avoided the bottom bracket with a win this week!

Coach TJ lost this week despite his carefully attention and meticulous planning.

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Week 15

Mixon's I am not a Crab	vs.	Gordon Freeman
Sports and Such	vs.	Taco Tuesdays
The Good Commish	vs.	PNW Western WA East Siders
Green Bay Mermen	vs.	Seattle Handegg Squad
Ministry of Silly Walks	vs.	Hamtown Hamboys

2018 - Playoffs Intro

The playoffs are here!!!

#1	Gordon Freeman	Coach Nicholas
#2	Mixon's I am not a Crab	Coach Patrick
#3	Sports and Such	Coach Brandon
#4	Taco Tuesdays	Coach Shane
#5	Green Bay Mermen	Coach Anna
#6	The Good Commish	Coach Skyler
#7	PNW Western WA East Siders	Coach Brandon
#8	Ministry of Silly Walks	Coach Kristin
#9	Seattle Handegg Squad	Coach Andre
#10	Hamtown Hamboys	Coach TJ

Now what?

Now the top 4 teams face each other for the honor of THE BLITZ OF APATHY 2018 FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION™.

What if you're not in the top 4? You get to play in a fun bracket for the "honor" of THE BLITZ OF APATHY 2018 LAST PLACE™.

In the playoffs each game takes two weeks. The team with the accumulated higher score from the two weeks wins and moves on to the next round of the bracket.

But Wait! There's more.

Before we start the playoffs, let's acknowledge that there is more to fantasy football than wins and losses. There is a lot of luck. Who had the best luck? Who had the worst luck?

First of all, who scored the most total points this season?

Season Rank	Season Points	Team
#1	1907.3	Gordon Freeman (Coach Nicholas)
#2	1814.0	Mixon's I am not a Crab (Coach Patrick
#4	1681.3	Taco Tuesdays (Coach Shane)
#3	1679.2	Sports and Such (Coach Brandon)
#5	1664.4	Green Bay Mermen (Coach Anna)
#6	1578.7	The Good Commish (Coach Skyler)
#7	1574.0	PNW Western WA East Siders (Coach Brandon)
#8	1513.1	Ministry of Silly Walks (Coach Kristin)
#9	1409.3	Seattle Handegg Squad (Coach Andre)
#10	1069.0	Hamtown Hamboys (Coach TJ)

So, the players who scored the most points ended up with the highest season rank. Wild! (Except for Taco Tuesday and Sports and Such who were the only teams who swapped places in this ranking).

How about bad luck though?

Season Rank	Opponent Points	Team
#5	1728.9	Green Bay Mermen (Coach Anna)
#7	1698.3	PNW Western WA East Siders (Coach Brandon)
#8	1696.7	Ministry of Silly Walks (Coach Kristin)
#6	1610.4	The Good Commish (Coach Skyler)
#10	1610.4	Hamtown Hamboys (Coach TJ)
#9	1585.3	Seattle Handegg Squad (Coach Andre)
#1	1538.9	Gordon Freeman (Coach Nicholas)
#4	1529.7	Taco Tuesdays (Coach Shane)
#2	1464.5	Mixon's I am not a Crab (Coach Patrick
#3	1427.1	Sports and Such (Coach Brandon)

Coach Anna ended the season with the absolute worst luck. Teams scored on average 12 more points when playing the Mermen.

That's It!

That's all I've got time for now. Thanks for playing so far this season! Good luck!


-Commissioner Goodell

2018 - Week 13

Skyler asked me to do the blog again! He also said I should've used entirely anime gifs last time. What follows is his fault!

I've got this itch that only anime gifs can satisfy!

---- Current Standings ----

1	10-3	CRAB	Mixon's I am not a Crab	Coach Patrick
2	10-3	HL3	Gordon Freeman	Coach Nicholas
3	9-4	SUCH	Sports and Such	Coach Brandon
4	8-5	RISH	Green Bay Mermen	Coach Anna
5	8-5	TACO	Taco Tuesdays	Coach Shane
6	6-7	GOOD	The Good Commish	Coach Skyler
7	5-8	Side	PNW Western WA East Siders	Coach Brandon
8	5-8	MoSW	Ministry of Silly Walks	Coach Kristin
9	4-9	EGG	Seattle Handegg Squad	Coach Andre
10	0-13	HAM	Hamtown Hamboys	Coach TJ

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League Wide Winners and Losers

All-Star Players

SUCH	Tarik Cohen	RB	Chi	34.6 pts (+22.1, over projected)
CRAB	Travis Kelce	TE	KC	38.8 pts (+20.0, over projected)
EGG	Keenan Allen	WR	LAC	36.8 pts (+18.3, over projected)
CRAB	Antonio Brown	WR	Pit	31.4 pts (+12.8, over projected)
CRAB	Ka'imi Fairbairn	K	Hou	21.0 pts (+11.9, over projected)

Bust Players

Side	Julio Jones	WR	Atl	3.8 pts (-15.6, under projected)
HL3	Tyreek Hill	WR	KC	6.0 pts (-14.7, under projected)
MoSW	A.J. Green	WR	Cin	1.7 pts (-13.5, under projected)
HL3	Jared Goff	QB	LAR	8.1 pts (-13.1, under projected)
TACO	Tevin Coleman	RB	Atl	2.1 pts (-11.3, under projected)

Best of the Bench

CRAB	Phillip Lindsay	Bench	Den	28.9 pts (+13.7, over projected)
HAM	Derek Carr	Bench	Oak	24.2 pts (+8.3, over projected)
HL3	Golden Tate	Bench	Phi	23.5 pts (+12.0, over projected)
Side	Carson Wentz	Bench	Phi	19.8 pts (+3.2, over projected)
EGG	Jason Myers	Bench	NYJ	19.0 pts (+11.9, over projected)

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Sports and Such vs Taco Tuesdays

WINNER: Sports and Such

PROJECTED SCORE: 126.9 - 129.7

FINAL SCORE: 168.5 - 87.5

Star Players:

SUCH	Tarik Cohen	RB	Chi	34.6 pts from 186 yds; 0 TD; 8 RUNS
SUCH	Patrick Mahomes	QB	KC	33.0 pts from 295 yds passing; 4 TD; 0 INT
TACO	Todd Gurley II	RB	LAR	31.5 pts from 165 yds; 2 TD; 23 RUNS

Underachievers:

TACO	Drew Brees	QB	NO	7.3 pts (-11.3 projected) from 127 yds passing; 1 TD; 1 INT
TACO	Tevin Coleman	RB	Atl	2.1 pts (-11.3 projected) from 11 yds; 0 TD; 6 RUNS
TACO	Redskins D/ST	D/ST	FA	-2.0 pts (-10.1 projected) from 28 PA; 1 INT;

What a game this would have been if the projections were accurate.

Pulling out the big guns for this match

I have no idea how tie breakers work, but Coach Shane brought the Taco Tuesdays to the playoffs despite having the same record as Coach Anna.

Made it by this much

Mixon's I am not a Crab vs Green Bay Mermen

WINNER: Mixon's I am not a Crab

PROJECTED SCORE: 137.8 - 137.1

FINAL SCORE: 167.8 - 95.0

Star Players:

CRAB	Travis Kelce	TE	KC	38.8 pts from 168 yds; 2 TD; 12/13 REC
CRAB	Antonio Brown	WR	Pit	31.4 pts from 154 yds; 1 TD; 10/13 REC
CRAB	Ka'imi Fairbairn	K	Hou	21.0 pts from 5/5 field goals; 2/2 XP

Underachievers:

CRAB	Matt Ryan	QB	Atl	7.6 pts (-10.6 projected) from 131 yds passing; 1 TD; 0 INT
RISH	Emmanuel Sanders	WR	Den	5.9 pts (-10.2 projected) from 19 yds; 0 TD; 4/6 REC
RISH	Cam Newton	QB	Car	15.3 pts (-9.3 projected) from 300 yds passing; 2 TD; 4 INT

This would have been an exciting game had it been closer to the projection. Coach Patrick decided to take a projected differential of under a point, to a a blowout victory!

The best defense is surrounding yourself with powerful weapons

Unfortunately, a loss kept Coach Anna behind Taco Tuesdays, dooming her playoff hopes!

I guess UCF isn't the only one wishing the playoffs had more space

Seattle Handegg Squad vs Hamtown Hamboys

WINNER: Seattle Handegg Squad

PROJECTED SCORE: 115.1 - 93.9

FINAL SCORE: 139.0 - 87.8

Star Players:

EGG	Keenan Allen	WR	LAC	36.8 pts from 148 yds; 1 TD; 14/19 REC
HAM	Russell Wilson	QB	Sea	24.8 pts from 185 yds passing; 4 TD; 0 INT
HAM	Davante Adams	WR	GB	23.3 pts from 93 yds; 1 TD; 8/13 REC

Underachievers:

EGG	Adam Vinatieri	K	Ind	0.0 pts (-8.3 projected) from 0/0 field goals; 0/0 XP
HAM	Duke Johnson Jr.	FLEX	Cle	3.2 pts (-7.5 projected) from 12 yds; 0 TD; 2/3 REC
HAM	Packers D/ST	D/ST	FA	2.0 pts (-7.0 projected) from 20 PA; 2 SCK;

Coach Andre rejected the projected score and substituted his own to pull off this dominating win. Study this game closely, because these two will face each other again over the next couple weeks!

Coach Andre pulling out the big guns

Let's see what Coach TJ's doing to prepare for their next battle!

Coach TJ doesn't check this blog

Gordon Freeman vs Ministry of Silly Walks

WINNER: Gordon Freeman

PROJECTED SCORE: 140.7 - 108.3

FINAL SCORE: 121.1 - 97.0

Star Players:

MoSW	Philip Rivers	QB	LAC	24.0 pts from 299 yds passing; 2 TD; 0 INT
HL3	Jared Cook	TE	Oak	23.0 pts from 100 yds; 1 TD; 7/8 REC
HL3	James Conner	RB	Pit	22.4 pts from 74 yds; 2 TD; 15 RUNS

Underachievers:

HL3	Tyreek Hill	WR	KC	6.0 pts (-14.7 projected) from 50 yds; 0 TD; 1/6 REC
MoSW	A.J. Green	WR	Cin	1.7 pts (-13.5 projected) from 7 yds; 0 TD; 1/1 REC
HL3	Jared Goff	QB	LAR	8.1 pts (-13.1 projected) from 207 yds passing; 1 TD; 1 INT

Coach Nick decided to take a risk with two underachievers in  this game. Fortunately, the JCs of his team pull through.

Can nothing stop Coach Nick?

Coach Nick moves onto the playoffs as the first seed!

How does Nick feel about this?

PNW Western WA East Siders vs The Good Commish

WINNER: PNW Western WA East Siders

PROJECTED SCORE: 142.2 - 138.1

FINAL SCORE: 113.1 - 109.8

Star Players:

Side	Ezekiel Elliott	RB	Dal	25.6 pts from 136 yds; 1 TD; 23 RUNS
GOOD	Jameis Winston	QB	TB	22.8 pts from 249 yds passing; 2 TD; 0 INT
Side	Deshaun Watson	QB	Hou	16.0 pts from 224 yds passing; 1 TD; 0 INT

Underachievers:

Side	Julio Jones	WR	Atl	3.8 pts (-15.6 projected) from 18 yds; 0 TD; 2/8 REC
GOOD	David Johnson	RB	Ari	8.2 pts (-9.5 projected) from 72 yds; 0 TD; 20 RUNS
GOOD	Adam Thielen	WR	Min	13.8 pts (-8.9 projected) from 28 yds; 1 TD; 5/10 REC

Like the last time I handled the blog, I faced off with Commissioner Goodell. This time, however, I came out victorious!

My face when I learned what victory tastes like

Interestingly, while the projection gave us a bit too much credit, the score differential was less than a point off!

This game has no effect on the playoffs, Commissioner Goodell doesn't care

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And thus concludes the regular season! Remember that the playoff games take part over two weeks!

Give it all your might!

Week 14

Gordon Freeman (10-3)	vs.	Taco Tuesdays (8-5)
Mixon's I am not a Crab (10-3)	vs.	Sports and Such (9-4)
Green Bay Mermen (8-5)	vs.	The Good Commish (6-7)
Ministry of Silly Walks (5-8)	vs.	PNW Western WA East Siders (5-8)
Seattle Handegg Squad (4-9)	vs.	Hamtown Hamboys (0-13)