2018 - Playoff Finals

Congratulations to the 2018 Blitz of Apathy Fantasy Football Season Champion: Mixon's I am not a Crab

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1	11-3	CRAB	Mixon's I am not a Crab	Coach Patrick
2	10-4	HL3	Gordon Freeman	Coach Nicholas
3	10-4	SUCH	Sports and Such	Coach Brandon
4	8-6	TACO	Taco Tuesdays	Coach Shane
5	7-7	GOOD	The Good Commish	Coach Skyler
6	5-9	Side	PNW Western WA East Siders	Coach Brandon
7	9-5	RISH	Green Bay Mermen	Coach Anna
8	4-10	EGG	Seattle Handegg Squad	Coach Andre
9	6-8	MoSW	Ministry of Silly Walks	Coach Kristin
10	0-14	HAM	Hamtown Hamboys	Coach TJ

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Mixon's I am not a Crab vs Gordon Freeman

WINNER: Mixon's I am not a Crab

FINAL SCORE: 274.4 - 242.7

Star Players:

CRAB	(1) Antonio Brown	WR	Pit	44.5 pts from 185 yds; 2 TD; 14/19 REC
HL3	(1) Ben Roethlisberger	QB	Pit	29.6 pts from 380 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT
CRAB	(2) Matt Ryan	QB	Atl	29.3 pts from 378 yds passing; 2 TD; 1 INT

Underachievers:

HL3	(2) Nick Chubb	RB	Cle	4.0 pts from 20 yds; 0 TD; 9 RUNS
HL3	(1) Texans D/ST	D/ST	FA	0.0 pts from 32 PA; 1 INT; 2 FR; 1 SCK;
CRAB	(2) Robert Woods	WR	LAR	4.5 pts from 25 yds; 0 TD; 2/3 REC

This was both Coach Patrick's and Coach Nick's second appearance in the fantasy football finals. Both of them lost last time.

It was a close match, but Mixon's I am not a Crab took an early lead thanks to an amazing Antonio Brown performance. Gordon Freeman would never catch up.

Congratulations Coach Patrick!

Coach Nick had a bout of bad luck as he lost some of his best players just before the playoffs. Hopefully things will go better in his 3rd appearance in the finals.

Sports and Such vs Taco Tuesdays

WINNER: Sports and Such

FINAL SCORE: 287.5 - 261.3

Star Players:

SUCH	(1) Christian McCaffrey	RB	Car	29.8 pts from 178 yds; 0 TD; 21 RUNS
SUCH	(2) Chris Godwin	WR	TB	29.4 pts from 114 yds; 2 TD; 6/9 REC
SUCH	(1) Patrick Mahomes	QB	KC	28.2 pts from 273 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT

Underachievers:

TACO	(1) Rob Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0 pts from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0/3 REC
SUCH	(2) Christian McCaffrey	RB	Car	5.0 pts from 40 yds; 0 TD; 4 RUNS
TACO	(2) Rob Gronkowski	TE	NE	4.4 pts from 24 yds; 0 TD; 2/2 REC

Coach Brandon had a great season and finished in 3rd place! (He also had the highest score of the week!)

Gronkowski just didn't want Coach Shane to win this game. He still ends in a respectable 4th place this season.

The Good Commish vs PNW Western WA East Siders

WINNER: The Good Commish

FINAL SCORE: 256.1 - 246.1

Star Players:

GOOD	(2) George Kittle	TE	SF	29.9 pts from 149 yds; 1 TD; 9/14 REC
Side	(2) Julio Jones	WR	Atl	28.8 pts from 138 yds; 1 TD; 9/13 REC
GOOD	(2) Mike Evans	WR	TB	28.6 pts from 106 yds; 2 TD; 6/9 REC

Underachievers:

Side	(2) Ezekiel Elliott	RB	Dal	0.0 pts from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0 RUNS
GOOD	(2) Adam Thielen	WR	Min	6.7 pts from 37 yds; 0 TD; 3/4 REC
Side	(1) Greg Zuerlein	K	LAR	6.0 pts from 1/2 field goals; 4/4 XP

Coach Brandon was projected to win this game. Then Coach Skyler was projected to win. Then Brandon. Then Skyler. It was a close one!

In the end  the PNW Western WA East Siders got the bad luck that happens in the last game of the season. A few of their players just didn't play in the last game.

Green Bay Mermen vs Seattle Handegg Squad

WINNER: Green Bay Mermen

FINAL SCORE: 276.4 - 192.2

Star Players:

RISH	(2) Josh Allen	QB	Buf	40.5 pts from 224 yds passing; 5 TD; 1 INT
RISH	(1) Zach Ertz	TE	Phi	35.0 pts from 110 yds; 2 TD; 12/16 REC
EGG	(2) Tom Brady	QB	NE	26.0 pts from 250 yds passing; 4 TD; 0 INT

Underachievers:

RISH	(2) Zach Ertz	TE	Phi	4.5 pts from 15 yds; 0 TD; 3/4 REC
EGG	(1) Tom Brady	QB	NE	5.0 pts from 126 yds passing; 1 TD; 2 INT
EGG	(2) Keenan Allen	WR	LAC	10.4 pts from 64 yds; 0 TD; 4/7 REC

Coach Anna had the largest win margin of the week. She finished the season strong thanks to a few break out players.

Coach Andre had a hard time getting a strong lineup this season. Not even Tom Brady could string together two strong weeks in a row.

Ministry of Silly Walks vs Hamtown Hamboys

WINNER: Ministry of Silly Walks

FINAL SCORE: 166.9 - 135.1

Star Players:

MoSW	(1) Kyle Rudolph	TE	Min	33.2 pts from 122 yds; 2 TD; 9/9 REC
HAM	(1) Russell Wilson	QB	Sea	28.5 pts from 271 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT
HAM	(2) Jordan Howard	RB	Chi	24.4 pts from 114 yds; 2 TD; 21 RUNS

Underachievers:

HAM	(2) Davante Adams	WR	GB	0.0 pts from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0/0 REC
MoSW	(2) Wil Lutz	K	NO	2.0 pts from 0/0 field goals; 2/2 XP
MoSW	(1) Stefon Diggs	WR	Min	9.0 pts from 10 yds; 1 TD; 2/6 REC

Coach Kristin was in a similar situation last season. Fighting to avoid last place. This year she pulled it off.

Coach TJ doesn't read the blog! (but I hope he had some fun doing fantasy football with us).

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Thanks again to everyone who played along with us! It was another fun year. We'll see you again in 2019!