2017 - Week 4

Happy week 4 everyone! October is officially here and those fall hues outside mean it's time for some fantasy football results!
 

This football man is excited for some results!

 Here are the league summaries:

League All-Star Players

Todd Gurley, LAR RB (RISH): 34.5 pts (+18.2 over projected)

Lamar Miller, Hou RB (FENE): 29.1 pts (+16.6 over projected)

Le'Veon Bell, Pit RB (BAD): 34.6 pts (+13.6 over projected) 

It was the week of over-performing running backs. Coach Anna, Patrick and Derek all had amazing performances by their RBs.

League Bust Players

Ty Montgomery, GB RB (MoSW): 2.8 pts (-15.2 under projected)

Demaryius Thomas, Den WR (EGG): 2.1 pts (-12.7 under projected)

Antonio Brown, Pit WR (ZEKE): 7.4 pts (-12.1 under projected)

On the other end of the spectrum, we had some under-performing WRs and Ty Montgomery who broke a few ribs before going out of his game.

Best of the Bench

Cam Newton, Car Bench (EGG): 33.0 pts (+17.3 over projected)

The Bench All-Star team was filled with QBs this week. Coach Andre had the highest over-performing one as Cam Newton took down New England this week.

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Green Bay Mermen vs Sports and Such

FINAL SCORE: 157.0 - 97.3

WINNER: Green Bay Mermen

Star Players:

Todd Gurley, LAR RB (RISH): 34.5 pts from 215 yds; 1 TD; 23 RUNS

DeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR (SUCH): 26.7 pts from 107 yds; 1 TD; 10/12 REC

Travis Kelce, KC TE (RISH): 24.4 pts from 114 yds; 1 TD; 7/8 REC

Underachievers:

Titans D/ST, D/ST (RISH): -4.0 pts (-12.0 projected) from 51 PA; 1 INT; 2 SCK;

Marshawn Lynch, Oak RB (SUCH): 1.2 pts (-11.0 projected) from 12 yds; 0 TD; 9 RUNS

Emmanuel Sanders, Den FLEX (SUCH): 6.7 pts (-7.8 projected) from 27 yds; 0 TD; 4/5 REC

Coach Anna sets the new league high score! Besides the horrendous Titans defense (which scored -4 points) her next lowest scorer was LeSean McCoy with a not too shady 13 pts. Hau$chka put up 15 kicking and Gurley is on a roll with 34 pts. Anna looks unstoppable!

Coach Anna: Undefeated. League High Score. 

Both Sports and Such and the Mermen were undefeated going into this matchup; somebody had to fall to 3-1. Coach Brandon was let down by Marshawn Lynch playing in Denver this week. But even a record-breaking performance couldn't have caught up to the Mermen this week.

No shame in losing this week

Team FENELON vs Redmond SkiFrees

FINAL SCORE: 139.8 - 78.5

WINNER: Team FENELON

Star Players:

Lamar Miller, Hou RB (FENE): 29.1 pts from 131 yds; 2 TD; 19 RUNS

Dak Prescott, Dal QB (FENE): 22.6 pts from 252 yds passing; 3 TD; 1 INT

Keenan Allen, LAC WR (FENE): 18.8 pts from 138 yds; 0 TD; 5/11 REC

Underachievers:

Melvin Gordon, LAC RB (Red): 3.9 pts (-11.0 projected) from 29 yds; 0 TD; 10 RUNS

Matt Ryan, Atl QB (Red): 8.5 pts (-10.9 projected) from 242 yds passing; 1 TD; 2 INT

Jordan Reed, Wsh TE (FENE): 5.1 pts (-8.6 projected) from 21 yds; 0 TD; 3/5 REC

Coach Patrick had an all around solid performance! No real underperformers, very near to the league high score. He should feel good about his current team.

Coach Patrick is continuing his streak from last season

Coach Brandon was affected by the 'no superstar' disease this week. All of his players underperformed about the same amount. Before this week he was averaging above average in the league, so I expect his players to do better next week.

Coach Brandon trying to motivate his players this week

Ministry of Silly Walks vs Taco Tuesdays

FINAL SCORE: 118.3 - 104.3

WINNER: Ministry of Silly Walks

Star Players:

Jordy Nelson, GB WR (MoSW): 23.5 pts from 75 yds; 2 TD; 4/7 REC

Seahawks D/ST, D/ST (MoSW): 22.0 pts from 16 PA; 2 TD; 1 INT; 1 FR; 3 SCK;

Philip Rivers, LAC QB (MoSW): 19.9 pts from 347 yds passing; 2 TD; 0 INT

Underachievers:

Ty Montgomery, GB RB (MoSW): 2.8 pts (-15.2 projected) from 28 yds; 0 TD; 5 RUNS

DeMarco Murray, Ten FLEX (TACO): 5.5 pts (-6.4 projected) from 35 yds; 0 TD; 2/2 REC

Mark Ingram, NO RB (TACO): 10.2 pts (-5.5 projected) from 62 yds; 0 TD; 14 RUNS

The Ministry of Silly Walks is one of only two undefeated teams left in the league. Kareem Hunt, Jordy Nelson and the Seahawks Defense all stepped up for her this week to push her past Taco Tuesday.

Kareem Hunt is the man!

Coach Shane's squad played well this week. Davante Adams' injury was unfortunate and he could have used a few breakout plays by Mark Ingram, but all signs indicate he should play well next week.

You can't keep Tacos down for long

Zeke-a Virus vs The Bad At Footballs

FINAL SCORE: 103.5 - 80.5

WINNER: Zeke-a Virus

Star Players:

Le'Veon Bell, Pit RB (BAD): 34.6 pts from 186 yds; 2 TD; 35 RUNS

Ezekiel Elliott, Dal RB (ZEKE): 29.9 pts from 139 yds; 2 TD; 21 RUNS

Stephen Gostkowski, NE K (BAD): 15.0 pts from 3/3 field goals; 3/3 XP

Underachievers:

Antonio Brown, Pit WR (ZEKE): 7.4 pts (-12.1 projected) from 34 yds; 0 TD; 4/9 REC

Theo Riddick, Det RB (BAD): 2.2 pts (-9.6 projected) from 12 yds; 0 TD; 4 RUNS

DeSean Jackson, TB FLEX (BAD): 4.0 pts (-8.1 projected) from 20 yds; 0 TD; 2/6 REC

Coach Nick finally got some ROI from his titular Zeke- rushing for 30 points agains the Rams. It covered up some of his underperforming teammates, but you can't argue with this solid win.

I found him! The classic game of 'Where's Zeke?'

The Bad at Footballs have generally been doing better week-to-week. Coach Derek has made a few adjustments but there's nothing he can do about Theo Riddick and Eric Decker's bad week.

Eventually all of Coach Derek's adjustment will pay off

Commissioner Goodell vs Seattle Handegg Squad

FINAL SCORE: 97.5 - 56.2

WINNER: Commissioner Goodell

Star Players:

Leonard Fournette, Jax RB (GOOD): 24.5 pts from 145 yds; 1 TD; 24 RUNS

Aaron Rodgers, GB QB (EGG): 23.1 pts from 179 yds passing; 4 TD; 0 INT

Marcus Mariota, Ten QB (GOOD): 15.7 pts from 96 yds passing; 2 TD; 2 INT

Underachievers:

Demaryius Thomas, Den WR (EGG): 2.1 pts (-12.7 projected) from 11 yds; 0 TD; 1/5 REC

Julio Jones, Atl WR (GOOD): 6.0 pts (-12.0 projected) from 30 yds; 0 TD; 3/4 REC

Amari Cooper, Oak WR (EGG): 2.9 pts (-9.5 projected) from 9 yds; 0 TD; 2/8 REC

Coach Skyler finally marked up his first win of the season! Jacksonville's new star runningback lead the charge giving him 25 points.

Coach Skyler's 'first win' dance

The Seattle Handegg Squad is struggling in all other departments besides QB. Coach Andre's 2 RBs and 2 WRs totalled 10 points between all four of them.

This is fine

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Week 5

Commissioner Goodell (1-3) vs Green Bay Mermen (4-0)
Ministry of Silly Walks (4-0) vs Sports and Such (3-1)
Seattle Handegg Squad (0-4) vs Team FENELON (3-1)
Zeke-a Virus (2-2) vs Redmond SkiFrees (2-2)
Taco Tuesdays (1-3) vs The Bad At Footballs (0-4)