Drum roll please
Playoffs:
#1 Green Bay Mermen#2 Sports and Such
#3 Zeke-a Virus
#4 Taco Tuesdays
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In the hunt:
#5 Redmond SkiFrees#6 Team FENELON
#7 Ministry of Silly Walks
#8 Commissioner Goodell
#9 Seattle Handegg Squad
#10 The Bad at Footballs
League All-Star Players
Keenan Allen, LAC WR (FENE): 40.2 pts (+25.3, over projected)
Antonio Brown, Pit WR (ZEKE): 42.4 pts (+21.1, over projected)
Chargers D/ST, D/ST (TACO): 24.0 pts (+15.3, over projected)
Coach Patrick had an incredible +25 performance from Keenan Allen. There's no way he could lose his game with a week like that... right?
League Bust Players
Dak Prescott, Dal QB (FENE): -1.2 pts (-19.8, under projected)
Zach Ertz, Phi TE (SUCH): 2.8 pts (-14.1, under projected)
Kareem Hunt, KC RB (MoSW): 10.7 pts (-10.4, under projected)
Fun fact: The QB passer rating for throwing every pass to the ground is 39.6. Dak Prescott scored a 30.4 on Sunday.
Best of the Bench
Alvin Kamara, NO Bench (BAD): 25.6 pts (+8.5, over projected)
Rishard Matthews, Ten Bench (TACO): 22.3 pts (+12.4, over projected)
Marvin Jones Jr., Det Bench (EGG): 18.5 pts (+8.3, over projected)
Alvin Kamara isn't a name you hear often. But he has a growing role on a New Orleans team that has a strong running game.
Taco Tuesdays vs Sports and Such
PROJECTED SCORE: 123.6 - 107.9
FINAL SCORE: 154.4 - 100.6
WINNER: Taco Tuesdays
Star Players:
Jaguars D/ST, D/ST (SUCH): 27.0 pts from 7 PA; 1 TD; 2 INT; 3 FR; 5 SCK;
Tom Brady, NE QB (SUCH): 25.6 pts from 339 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT
Mark Ingram, NO RB (TACO): 24.5 pts from 155 yds; 1 TD; 11 RUNS
Underachievers:
Zach Ertz, Phi TE (SUCH): 2.8 pts (-14.1 projected) from 8 yds; 0 TD; 2/5 REC
Rob Gronkowski, NE TE (TACO): 6.6 pts (-10.2 projected) from 36 yds; 0 TD; 3/3 REC
Emmanuel Sanders, Den WR (SUCH): 3.5 pts (-8.5 projected) from 15 yds; 0 TD; 2/8 REC
Team Taco Tuesday has the week high score! He achieved this score without a single superstar. None of coach Shane's players scored above 25 points, but 4 scored over 20. It was a real team effort! That's exactly what you want to see going into playoff season- consistent high scores.
Taco Tuesday has been #1 for two weeks in a row! Taco power!
Team Sports and Such snap their 4 game wining streak this week. Their starting RB was out due to a concussion, but coach Brandon didn't have any remaining RBs on their bench to fill in. We're hitting the part of the season where healthy RBs are scarce.
Coach Brandon ran out of players this week
Green Bay Mermen vs Redmond SkiFrees
PROJECTED SCORE: 129.2 - 118.6
FINAL SCORE: 133.9 - 106.9
WINNER: Green Bay Mermen
Star Players:
Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB (Red): 29.0 pts from 299 yds passing; 4 TD; 0 INT
Kirk Cousins, Wsh QB (RISH): 26.0 pts from 322 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT
LeSean McCoy, Buf RB (RISH): 25.6 pts from 126 yds; 2 TD; 13 RUNS
Underachievers:
Greg Zuerlein, LAR K (Red): 1.0 pts (-9.4 projected) from 0/0 field goals; 1/1 XP
Stefon Diggs, Min FLEX (RISH): 7.2 pts (-6.7 projected) from 32 yds; 0 TD; 4/6 REC
Cameron Brate, TB TE (Red): 2.2 pts (-6.3 projected) from 12 yds; 0 TD; 1/3 REC
Coach Anna is on roll!!! The Green Bay Mermen are the only team at 10-1 and at this point they have clinched a spot in the Blitz of Apathy playoffs!
The mermen are looking super!
Coach Brandon scored a bit under projected, but I 100% blame this loss on Greg Zuerlein's 1 point performance. Seriously though, it's amazing that a kicker was the #1 underachiever vs. projected score in a matchup.
Greg Zuerlein has let as all down
Zeke-a Virus vs Ministry of Silly Walks
PROJECTED SCORE: 119.6 - 100.1
FINAL SCORE: 126.2 - 97.8
WINNER: Zeke-a Virus
Star Players:
Antonio Brown, Pit WR (ZEKE): 42.4 pts from 144 yds; 3 TD; 10/13 REC
Brandin Cooks, NE WR (ZEKE): 26.9 pts from 149 yds; 1 TD; 6/9 REC
Latavius Murray, Min RB (MoSW): 22.6 pts from 96 yds; 2 TD; 15 RUNS
Underachievers:
Kareem Hunt, KC RB (MoSW): 10.7 pts (-10.4 projected) from 77 yds; 0 TD; 18 RUNS
Nelson Agholor, Phi WR (MoSW): 0.8 pts (-9.5 projected) from -2 yds; 0 TD; 1/5 REC
Saints D/ST, D/ST (ZEKE): -4.0 pts (-9.0 projected) from 31 PA; 2 SCK;
"Thanks Antonio Brown!" -Antonio Brown owners everywhere.
Coach Nick had an incredible performance from his WR this week. When a player is already projected over 20 points and still ends up on top for exceeding expectations you're probably going to win your game. (for an exception, see coach Patrick's game).
After a bad start to the season, Zeke-a Virus is now tied for 1st in the West division
Coach Kristin's players are looking better than they did during her 5 game losing streak, but this week Joe Flacco, Nelson Agholor and Jordy Nelson all underachieved enough to drop this game.
The Ministry of Silly Walks are still trying to find their early season groove back
Seattle Handegg Squad vs The Bad At Footballs
PROJECTED SCORE: 103.8 - 103.4
FINAL SCORE: 122.8 - 102.2
WINNER: Seattle Handegg Squad
Star Players:
Russell Wilson, Sea QB (EGG): 30.9 pts from 258 yds passing; 3 TD; 1 INT
Adam Thielen, Min WR (EGG): 24.3 pts from 123 yds; 1 TD; 6/9 REC
Stephen Gostkowski, NE K (BAD): 20.0 pts from 4/4 field goals; 3/3 XP
Underachievers:
Jared Cook, Oak TE (BAD): 5.6 pts (-6.0 projected) from 36 yds; 0 TD; 2/5 REC
Joe Mixon, Cin RB (EGG): 6.9 pts (-5.1 projected) from 49 yds; 0 TD; 20 RUNS
Doug Martin, TB RB (EGG): 6.4 pts (-4.7 projected) from 44 yds; 0 TD; 19 RUNS
The Seattle Handegg Squad is now on a 3 game wining streak, partially thanks to amazing 'end of the season' Russell Wilson when he puts the entire Seahawks team on his back.
Russell Wilson is a wizard
Coach Derek doesn't read the blog!!!
Commissioner Goodell vs Team FENELON
PROJECTED SCORE: 106.6 - 113.3
FINAL SCORE: 120.2 - 103.2
WINNER: Commissioner Goodell
Star Players:
Keenan Allen, LAC WR (FENE): 40.2 pts from 162 yds; 2 TD; 12/13 REC
Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WR (GOOD): 24.1 pts from 91 yds; 1 TD; 9/10 REC
Ravens D/ST, D/ST (GOOD): 23.0 pts from 0 PA; 3 INT; 2 FR; 6 SCK;
Underachievers:
Dak Prescott, Dal QB (FENE): -1.2 pts (-19.8 projected) from 145 yds passing; 0 TD; 3 INT
Alex Smith, KC QB (GOOD): 7.9 pts (-10.2 projected) from 230 yds passing; 0 TD; 2 INT
James White, NE RB (FENE): 1.3 pts (-10.0 projected) from 13 yds; 0 TD; 5 RUNS
Commissioner Goodell won this one win two players out. He should probably set up the Fantasy Football app alerts to remind him to take out players if they are game day decisions. Oh well. Luckily the rest of coach Skyler's players filled for him this week.
Thank you the rest of my players
Coach Patrick had this highest overachieving player of the week with Keenan Allen scoring 40.2 pts for the Chargers. Unfortunately he was let down in other departments, especially from Dak who scored -1.2 points from 3 INTs.
I don't know how that happens
--- Coming up next ---
Only 2 games remain until playoffs
Seattle Handegg Squad (4-7) vs. Green Bay Mermen (10-1)
Sports and Such (8-3) vs. Team FENELON (5-6)
Zeke-a Virus (8-3) vs. The Bad At Footballs (0-11)
Ministry of Silly Walks (5-6) vs. Taco Tuesdays (6-5)
Commissioner Goodell (4-7) vs. Redmond SkiFrees (5-6)
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