Week 11 is no more. There are only two more weeks of regular season fantasy football until the fantasy football playoffs begin; let's celebrate being in the midst of peak football and holiday season!
Peak holiday season.
Brandonia Dr0idz vs Fantasyland Fits of Fantasy
FINAL SCORE: 79 - 91
WINNER: Fantasyland Fits of Fantasy
Star Players:Aaron Rodgers, GB QB (DRDZ): 29 pts. 351 yds. w/ 3 TD. Yet the Packers still lost.
Doug Baldwin, Sea WR (DRDZ): 14 pts. 104 yds. receiving PLUS 1 TD pass.
Underachievers:
Brandon Marshall, NYJ WR (DRDZ): BYE week
Jets D/ST (DRDZ): BYE week
Blair Walsh, Min K (DRDZ): 0 pts. because the Vikings cut him just before the game.
Coach Patrick had no star players this week. On the other side, he had no underachievers. All Fantasyland players earned between 5 - 15 points giving them a healthy winning score.
This one's for you coach Patrick
Thanks to a forgetful league commissioner, (sorry), coach Brandon was out with two players on bye week. To add to his troubles, Minnesota cut their kicker days before their game. This left Blair Walsh with 0 points.
We still owe you one Blair Walsh
Team Vogel vs Ministry of Silly Walks
FINAL SCORE: 76 - 52
WINNER: Team Vogel
Star Players:
Russell Wilson, Sea QB (VOGE): 22 pts. 272 yds. w/ 1TD. PLUS a 15 yard catch for a TD.
Lamar Miller, Hou RB (VOGE): 16 pts. 104 yds. w/ 1TD
Underachievers:
The 3 players who were all on BYE week (VOGE): combined 0 pts.
A.J. Green, Cin WR (MoSW): 0 pts due to a season ending injury early in the game
Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB (MoSW): 8 pts. 0 TD. Pit didn't need to throw to beat Cleveland.
Thanks to a forgetful league commissioner, (sorry), coach Jenny was out with three players on bye week... actually this has been par for the course for coach Jenny the last few weeks. Also, apparently Team Vogel doesn't need these players to win, since this is the second week in a row that they have won with multiple players out.
Coach Kristin had rotten luck this week and the Ministry of Silly Walks couldn't get a single player over 9 points.
Russell Wilson, Sea QB (VOGE): 22 pts. 272 yds. w/ 1TD. PLUS a 15 yard catch for a TD.
Lamar Miller, Hou RB (VOGE): 16 pts. 104 yds. w/ 1TD
Underachievers:
The 3 players who were all on BYE week (VOGE): combined 0 pts.
A.J. Green, Cin WR (MoSW): 0 pts due to a season ending injury early in the game
Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB (MoSW): 8 pts. 0 TD. Pit didn't need to throw to beat Cleveland.
Thanks to a forgetful league commissioner, (sorry), coach Jenny was out with three players on bye week... actually this has been par for the course for coach Jenny the last few weeks. Also, apparently Team Vogel doesn't need these players to win, since this is the second week in a row that they have won with multiple players out.
"Sorry"
Coach Kristin had rotten luck this week and the Ministry of Silly Walks couldn't get a single player over 9 points.
Luck will be different next week
Space Cowboys vs Commissioner Goodell
FINAL SCORE: 80 - 130
WINNER: Commissioner Goodell
Star Players:David Johnson, Ari RB (GOOD): 27 pts. 160 yds. w/ 2 TDs
Le'Veon Bell, Pit RB (GOOD): 25 pts. 146 yds. w/ 1 TD.
Dak Prescott, Dal QB (GOOD): 25 pts. 301 yds. w/ 1 TD.
Jamison Crowder, Wsh WR (S.Co): 16 pts. 102 yds. w/ 1 TD, from only 3 targets all game.
Underachievers:
Tyler Eifert, Cin TE (S.Co): 3 pts. from 6 targets.
Bradin Cooks, NO WR (GOOD): 4 pts from 8 targets.
The unbiased and totally not cheating Commissioner Goodell broke the league-high score this week in the last seconds of Monday night's game.
Thanks Latavius Murray! Go UCF!
The Space Cowboys had a solid week, but their score was held back in the QB category as Blake Bortles deals with a shoulder injury. Also Seattle RB C.J. Prosise was taken out of the game after a strong first half due to a shoulder injury. If coach Brandon's players can stay healthy he will have a better week 12.
Above: Coach Brandon trying to keep his fantasy players healthy
Team Pup 'n Suds vs Team Tight Endz
FINAL SCORE: 101 - 60
WINNER: Team Pup 'n Suds
Star Players:
Tom Brady, NE QB (PUPR): 28 pts. 280 yds w/ 4 TDs.
Vikings D/ST (PUPR): 22 pts from 2 INTs returned for touchdowns.
Dez Bryant, Dal WR (PUPR): 20 pts. 80 yds. w/ 2 TDs.
Underachievers:
Ravens D/ST (BUTTZ): -2 points against Dallas and Dak Prescott.
Isaih Crowell, Cle RB (PUPR): 2 pts despite holding the ball in 13 plays.
Coach Andre tacked on another W to his winning streak thanks mostly to his 3 start players of the week. As long as Dez and Tom keep playing like this, he should have an easy ride into the playoffs.
Team Tight Endz was another team with a rough week 11. When asked for a quote, coach Anna said she didn't want to talk about it. At this point, even cute gifs are probably not enough to help out. Better luck next week.
Tom Brady, NE QB (PUPR): 28 pts. 280 yds w/ 4 TDs.
Vikings D/ST (PUPR): 22 pts from 2 INTs returned for touchdowns.
Dez Bryant, Dal WR (PUPR): 20 pts. 80 yds. w/ 2 TDs.
Underachievers:
Ravens D/ST (BUTTZ): -2 points against Dallas and Dak Prescott.
Isaih Crowell, Cle RB (PUPR): 2 pts despite holding the ball in 13 plays.
Coach Andre tacked on another W to his winning streak thanks mostly to his 3 start players of the week. As long as Dez and Tom keep playing like this, he should have an easy ride into the playoffs.
Coach Andre playing it cool
Team Tight Endz was another team with a rough week 11. When asked for a quote, coach Anna said she didn't want to talk about it. At this point, even cute gifs are probably not enough to help out. Better luck next week.
Take a cute cat gif anyways though
--- Coming up next week ---
Bye Weeks:
None :)
Week 12 Matchups
Fantasyland Fits of Fantasy (9-2) at Team Vogel (5-6)
Ministry of Silly Walks (5-6) at Space Cowboys (3-8)
Commissioner Goodell (6-5) at Team Pup 'n Suds (8-3)
Team Tight Endz (6-5) at Brandonia Dr0idz (2-9)
Ministry of Silly Walks (5-6) at Space Cowboys (3-8)
Commissioner Goodell (6-5) at Team Pup 'n Suds (8-3)
Team Tight Endz (6-5) at Brandonia Dr0idz (2-9)









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