Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Week 9

The commissioner was out of town last weekend and was on a plane Monday night when this write up is usually made; so we're getting to our week 9 recap later than usual.

To make up for the tardiness I present to you cute cats.

We can all use cute cats today...


Space Cowboys vs. Brandonia Dr0idz

FINAL SCORE: 119 - 67

WINNER: Space Cowboys

  
Star Players:
SD RB Melvin Gordon (S.Co): 31 points from 1 TD with 196 ground yards and 65 reception yards
ATL QB Matt Ryan (S.Co): 27 points from 4 TD passes against Tampa
GB QB Aaron Rodgers (DRDZ): 25 points from 3TD passes in their loss against the Colts

Underachievers:
TB RB Antone Smith (DRDZ): 2 points due to a fumble and a season ending knee injury
 
In the rematch of the Brandons, coach Brandon the Space Cowboy set his personal best score and the week-high score.

Professor Brandon showing the league how it's done


There were basically no under-achieving players on his entire team and impressive play from Matt Ryan and Melvin Gordon really put him over the top.

Coach Brandon the Dr0idz ended up with no real underachiever on his team either. The problem is he lacked power performances from anyone beyond Aaron Rodgers.

Another week, another game where Aaron Rodgers is let down by his team
 
 
 

Team Tight Endz vs. Ministry of Silly Walks

FINAL SCORE: 73 - 117

WINNER: Ministry of Silly Walks

  
Star Players:
BUF QB Tyrod Taylor (MoSW): 25 points from 1TD pass and 1TD run against Seattle
SEA TE Jimmy Graham (MoSW): 22 points from 2 Graham Slams on Monday
Ravens D/ST (BUTT): 15 points thanks to a pick-6 and a blocked kick

Underachievers:
BAL TE Dennis Pitta (BUTT): 1 point from 2 receptions
DEN RB Devontae Booker (BUTT): 2 points despite 10 rushes and 3 passes
CAR RB Jonathan Steward (MoSW): 4 points from 15 rushes
 
 
Coach Kristin had amazing performers on both sides of Monday night's game in Seattle. Jimmy Graham and Tyrod Taylor had stunning evenings.


Good job team

Coach Anna had a difficult time accumulating points in the QB and FLEX positions, she didn't have anyone picking up the slack. Also, Dennis Pitta was a let down once again! Where is Jimmy Graham when you need him? (on Kristin's team, sorry!)

Cat demonstrating what it's like to have your hometown draft picks sniped from you
  
  

Team Pup 'n Suds vs. Team Vogel

FINAL SCORE: 99 - 96

WINNER: Team Pup 'n Suds

  
Star Players:
SEA QB Russell Wilson (VOGE): 26 points in the impressive show on Monday night
DAL RB Ezekiel Elliott (VOGE): 21 points from 2 TD rushes
ATL K Matt Bryant (PUPR): 16 points for a kicker is a good day!

Underachievers:
DAL WR Dez Bryant (PUPR): 1 point from a single reception all day
HOU RB Lamar Miller (VOGE): BYE week. 0 points.
HOU D/ST (VOGE): BYE week. 0 points.
 
   
Coach Jenny and coach Andre had an extremely close game this week.

Edge of your seat excitement

In fact, Jenny almost certainly could have won it if she had an RB and D/ST playing. The rest of her team did well enough to almost get her 100 points while missing two players.


Instead those players took cat naps
  
  

Commissioner Goodell vs. Fantasyland Fits of Fantasy

FINAL SCORE: 110 - 116

WINNER: Fantasyland Fits of Fantasy

  
Star Players:
OAK RB Latavius Murray (GOOD): 30 points from 3 TD runs against Denver
TB WR Mike Evans (FoF): 27 points from some very impressive catches

Underachievers:
DEN D/ST (GOOD): 0 points thanks to Latavius Murray's 3 TD runs against Denver
CLE TE Gary Barnidge (GOOD): 2 points because of Cleveland
 
   
Coach Skyler almost managed to get a second victory against the unstoppable Fantasyland, but alas his tight end and Denver D couldn't quite keep up with coach Patrick's impressive turnout.

Coach Skyler's attempt at winning this week

Unfortunately for the commissioner, his star player ended up playing against his defense. Murray ended up getting 30 points at the cost of a 0 point defense.

Fantasyland won their 8th game, just about locking up his spot in the playoffs in just a handful of weeks.

Coach Patrick's slightly better attempt at winning this week

  
  
  
 --- Coming up next week ---

Bye Weeks:

Buffalo Bills
Detroit Lions
Indianapolis Colts
Oakland Raiders

  

Week 10 Matchups

Team Pup 'n Suds (6-3) at Space Cowboys (3-6)
Fantasyland Fits of Fantasy (8-1) at Ministry of Silly Walks (4-5)
Brandonia Dr0idz (2-7) at Team Vogel (3-6)
Team Tight Endz (6-3) at Commissioner Goodell (4-5)


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