Tuesday, November 27, 2018

2018 - Week 12


Did you know that there is only one more game before the fantasy football playoffs? I sure didn't.

It's time to get serious. Although... hopefully you were already serious since these games were critical for deciding who the final 4 teams will be in the playoffs!




---- Current Standings ----

19-3HL3Gordon FreemanCoach Nicholas
29-3CRABMixon's I am not a CrabCoach Patrick
38-4RISHGreen Bay MermenCoach Anna
48-4SUCHSports and SuchCoach Brandon
58-4TACOTaco TuesdaysCoach Shane
66-6GOODThe Good CommishCoach Skyler
75-7MoSWMinistry of Silly WalksCoach Kristin
84-8SidePNW Western WA East SidersCoach Brandon
93-9EGGSeattle Handegg SquadCoach Andre
100-12HAMHamtown HamboysCoach TJ




League Wide Winners and Losers

All-Star Players

SUCHChristian McCaffreyRBCar46.7 pts (+26.0, over projected)
RISHJuJu Smith-SchusterWRPit37.9 pts (+21.2, over projected)
SideEric EbronTEInd21.5 pts (+12.6, over projected)
RISHSaquon BarkleyFLEXNYG33.2 pts (+11.2, over projected)
EGGCorey DavisWRTen23.5 pts (+11.1, over projected)



Bust Players

CRABAlvin KamaraRBNO10.8 pts (-13.6, under projected)
TACOMichael ThomasWRNO7.8 pts (-12.7, under projected)
HL3James ConnerRBPit11.5 pts (-10.5, under projected)
GOODAndy DaltonQBCin8.1 pts (-9.5, under projected)
TACOEvan EngramTENYG0.0 pts (-9.5, under projected)



Best of the Bench

SideDeshaun WatsonBenchHou29.4 pts (+12.5, over projected)
CRABKirk CousinsBenchMin27.4 pts (+7.0, over projected)
EGGDak PrescottBenchDal27.4 pts (+10.2, over projected)
EGGKenyan DrakeBenchMia26.6 pts (+15.0, over projected)
CRABLamar MillerBenchHou23.7 pts (+9.9, over projected)




Green Bay Mermen vs PNW Western WA East Siders

WINNER: Green Bay Mermen

PROJECTED SCORE: 137.2 - 121.3

FINAL SCORE: 170.9 - 128.5


Star Players:
RISHJuJu Smith-SchusterWRPit37.9 pts from 189 yds; 1 TD; 13/17 REC
RISHSaquon BarkleyFLEXNYG33.2 pts from 142 yds; 2 TD; 7/8 REC
SideEzekiel ElliottRBDal25.3 pts from 143 yds; 1 TD; 26 RUNS

Underachievers:
RISHTitans D/STD/STFA-2.0 pts (-8.9 projected) from 34 PA; 4 SCK;
SideAdrian PetersonRBWsh6.4 pts (-7.1 projected) from 44 yds; 0 TD; 12 RUNS
SideRobbie GouldKSF3.0 pts (-5.1 projected) from 1/1 field goals; 0/1 XP

Coach Anna's team is becoming impressive just at the right time! Saquon and JuJu are putting up impressive performances, getting Anna just in reach of the playoffs.


The Mermen looking like powerhouses


Coach Brandon lost another one that was projected to be much closer than it actually was. This week though I'm pretty certain it's because Greg the Leg Zuerlein was on a bye week.

Sometimes you just have bad luck. Sometimes you just have persistent bad luck.


Seattle Handegg Squad vs The Good Commish

WINNER: Seattle Handegg Squad

PROJECTED SCORE: 122.9 - 133.4

FINAL SCORE: 146.4 - 127.3


Star Players:
GOODAdam ThielenWRMin26.5 pts from 125 yds; 1 TD; 8/9 REC
GOODLeonard FournetteRBJax25.8 pts from 108 yds; 2 TD; 18 RUNS
EGGCorey DavisWRTen23.5 pts from 135 yds; 1 TD; 4/4 REC

Underachievers:
GOODAndy DaltonQBCin8.1 pts (-9.5 projected) from 100 yds passing; 1 TD; 1 INT
GOODDavid JohnsonRBAri9.9 pts (-7.6 projected) from 79 yds; 0 TD; 17 RUNS
GOODMark Ingram IIFLEXNO8.6 pts (-6.1 projected) from 66 yds; 0 TD; 2/2 REC

All but 2 of coach Andre's players scored between 16 - 23 points! With no breakout players, but no busts either, the Seattle Handegg Squad pulled out the upset victory.

That's a good squad effort


Coach Skyler missed his chance at the playoffs with the loss today, but having all 3 underachievers will do that to you.

Playoff hopes snatched right out from under him


Sports and Such vs Gordon Freeman

WINNER: Sports and Such

PROJECTED SCORE: 117.8 - 141.2

FINAL SCORE: 131.7 - 131.5


Star Players:
SUCHChristian McCaffreyRBCar46.7 pts from 237 yds; 2 TD; 17 RUNS
HL3Nick ChubbFLEXCle27.8 pts from 128 yds; 2 TD; 3/3 REC
HL3Andrew LuckQBInd23.6 pts from 343 yds passing; 3 TD; 2 INT

Underachievers:
HL3James ConnerRBPit11.5 pts (-10.5 projected) from 95 yds; 0 TD; 13 RUNS
HL3Greg OlsenTECar3.1 pts (-7.7 projected) from 11 yds; 0 TD; 2/4 REC
SUCHAaron RodgersQBGB11.9 pts (-7.4 projected) from 198 yds passing; 1 TD; 0 INT

Look at that score!

Look at it again! That's a really close game and an upset victory for coach Brandon. 46.7 points of it came from the running back that the Seahawks couldn't stop. This victory puts Sports and Such in the hunt for the playoffs. If they win next week they are in.

Close game victory hats!


Coach Nick had some bad luck. In the end, maybe it was because Christian McCaffrey got all the carries so Greg Olsen couldn't do anything at all in his game.

It sucks losing a game as close as this


Mixon's I am not a Crab vs Taco Tuesdays

WINNER: Mixon's I am not a Crab

PROJECTED SCORE: 124.1 - 119.3

FINAL SCORE: 121.1 - 73.9


Star Players:
CRABJoe MixonRBCin22.5 pts from 155 yds; 0 TD; 14 RUNS
CRABMatt RyanQBAtl20.7 pts from 377 yds passing; 2 TD; 1 INT
TACODrew BreesQBNO20.4 pts from 171 yds passing; 4 TD; 1 INT

Underachievers:
CRABAlvin KamaraRBNO10.8 pts (-13.6 projected) from 98 yds; 0 TD; 14 RUNS
TACOMichael ThomasWRNO7.8 pts (-12.7 projected) from 38 yds; 0 TD; 4/6 REC
TACOEvan EngramTENYG0.0 pts (-9.5 projected) from 0 yds; 0 TD; 0/0 REC

Coach Patrick continues his winning streak with another win thanks to Mixon and Ryan. Coach Patrick is guaranteed a spot in the playoffs.


Coach Patrick pulling out the win while cooking Thanksgiving dinner



Something went wrong with coach Shane's team this week. All around his players seemed a bit lackluster. That's not good timing since Taco Tuesday needs to win next week to make it into the playoffs.

Taco Tuesday needs a bit more hot sauce to spice up the team



Ministry of Silly Walks vs Hamtown Hamboys

WINNER: Ministry of Silly Walks

PROJECTED SCORE: 81.4 - 79.8

FINAL SCORE: 86.6 - 60.7


Star Players:
MoSWStefon DiggsWRMin22.9 pts from 89 yds; 1 TD; 8/11 REC
HAMRussell WilsonQBSea22.0 pts from 339 yds passing; 2 TD; 0 INT
MoSWPhilip RiversQBLAC20.7 pts from 259 yds passing; 3 TD; 0 INT

Underachievers:
HAMDuke Johnson Jr.FLEXCle4.9 pts (-7.5 projected) from 39 yds; 0 TD; 1/2 REC
HAMJordan HowardRBChi2.5 pts (-7.5 projected) from 15 yds; 0 TD; 7 RUNS
MoSWJaguars D/STD/STFA0.0 pts (-7.3 projected) from 24 PA;

Despite two of her players not even playing in the game (you lied to us ESPN fantasy football app!) coach Kristin got another win this week against the Hamboys.

Coach Kristin was very afraid of being the Hamboys' first victim this season 



Coach TJ doesn't read the blog.

Coach TJ looking at the fantasy app


----- Coming up next -----

Week 13

Mixon's I am not a Crab (9-3)vs. Green Bay Mermen (8-4)
Gordon Freeman (9-3)vs. Ministry of Silly Walks (5-7)
Taco Tuesdays (8-4)vs. Sports and Such (8-4)
The Good Commish (6-6)vs. PNW Western WA East Siders (4-8)
Seattle Handegg Squad (3-9)vs. Hamtown Hamboys (0-12)

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